Teaser Tuesdays is hosted by Should Be Reading. This week my teaser is from Bridget Jones's Diary by Helen Fielding.
"Message Cleave
Skirt is demonstrably neither sick nor abscent. Appalled by management's blatently sizist attitude to skirt. Obsessive interest in skirt suggests management sick rather than skirt.
Jones
Hmm. Think will cross last bit out as contains mild accusation of sexual harassment whereas v. much enjoying being sexually harassed by Daniel Cleaver.
Aargh. Perpetua just walked past and started reading over shoulder. Just managed to press Alt Screen in nick of time big mistake as merely put CV back up on screen.
'Do let me know when you've finished reading, won't you?' said Perpetua, with a nasty smirk. 'I'd had to feel you were being unused.'" (22)